The Hangover Survival Guide | Ep. 149

Everyone’s had one. Nobody really understands them.

In this episode of Arsenic Culture, Matt, Jason, Drew, and Jordon tackle the hangover: what causes it, what doesn’t, and which “cures” are total BS. From hydration packs to greasy breakfasts and a few truly questionable methods, we break down what actually helps and what just makes you smell like regret.

If you’ve ever woken up swearing you’ll never drink again... this one’s for you.


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We are going to have hangovers tomorrow and we need to reconvene and come up with, uh, the international cure that works best. You're gonna do the bull penis. so any, any other, do the welcome back to our city. culture. I'm Matt. I'm Jason. I'm Drew. Jordan. Drew's. Jordan. and everybody that's, that's Jordan, Jordy B. Yeah. lemme ask you guys a question. Jordan, what's the worst hangover you've ever had? Oh, God. I know. I can't. Go ahead. I, know mine, feel like everybody's got one, right? Go ahead. Uh, shit, I've had too many to count. What's the worst one you've ever had? There's gotta be a moment in history where you're like, I am to die. I will not survive. if anybody top mom, maybe. I can't think of it, Matt, to be honest. Are you serious? What's your. 40th birthday. Okay. Was I there for that? there for that? For the party? Not the hangover. Okay, so what was that? I was, I was laying in our dog bed. We don't have, we, we have small dogs. They're like 20, 25 pounds and I was laying on the floor in our living room the next morning what was the party? What did we do? So we went to Marika's and we had that private room upstairs. A private room? I do remember that. Yeah. Do you remember that? And then we went down to Bell's, and then we went down to, um, I do remember that we went to, yeah, we went to Bell's after that, and that's where it all went downhill. But the next morning I woke up and I think I threw up, and then I laid in on the floor. But I was in our dog's bed. Just in the, in the living room? Yeah. And my friends were like sitting up on the chairs, just like hanging out. And I was just like, yeah, I, I cannot move. Yeah. And I laid there in the fetal position for, I don't know, an hour. Yeah. I've never done needed to be, you know, that. No, but, but You know, I don't remember it being a hangover, but I do remember, oh, now it's coming back it's coming back. Flashes, dog bed. Yeah, Yeah. Oh yeah, it's all coming back I do. I do remember, uh. this is like when I was like 21, 22, Went out to a couple different bars downtown and, uh, got back. I like a lot of peoples are gonna revolve around like 21, 22, but yeah. got, got, got, got back, got back home to the, uh, apartment, and uh, for some reason in my closet, I took everything down off the hangers. I like threw it in the floor. Then The only thing I was wearing it. was this. Stupid sweater that my mom bought me as a Christmas. gift. and it was the ugliest damn thing It, It was, uh, It was a, mom. I hate that sweater. was a Mama George, if you're watching this. I'm so It's, it was a sweatshirt. It was a red sweatshirt and it had gray flames going up. the top. Yeah. feel like I want this sweater now. Do you you still have it? No, I'm in search of I, know. Yeah. ISOI got a ball of bourbon The trade you. No, but I, I was like, when, whenever I got it gifted, I was like, oh, thanks. and then I took it home in Lexington. I hung it up and I guess I just, it's always been in the back of my head since and When I got super drunk, I tore everything down in my closet, threw it in the floor, but I wore that. to pass out. sweater, I feel like you need to put that in A shadow box and like frame it on your wall. Yeah. I'm glad I don't have that damn thing. anymore. I'm Ugly Ashford. gonna go to every Goodwill. in Lexington see if I can You ain't going, you ain't gonna find it. Yeah. Yeah. What about you? Oh man. So I was probably, we were on vacation, family vacation in Hilton Head, South Carolina. I was probably this was last year? No, I probably about 36. Okay. So we were down there and I got, I drank beer. As soon as we got to the, the, the the house, we ran the house, there was a bunch of. us. And I waited on my cousins to show up, So I thought they were coming at like 7:00 PM I started drinking about

4:00 PM so it's 11: 4:14

00 PM so I've been drinking for seven hours. They're still not there. We'll be there soon. Keep drinking, keep drinking, keep drinking. It's like three in the morning. What? They finally show up. So I've been drinking for five, eight hours, like strong by the pool. They come in. They said, I couldn't even make like words. Like it's just like, you know, so I made it to bed that night. Were you you solo? No. Well, everybody was with me, My whole family Angie's with me, everything. Oh, That night. Yeah. I was Sitting out by the pool solo Yeah. So my two younger cousins came out at the end of the night, like later night waiting with me on my other cousins. So Brett, as I was waiting yeah, yeah. yeah, But other cousins were waiting on me like, damn, you were, you were screwed up. You know? So the next morning I wake up like 6:00 AM I just can't sleep. I'm like, oh my God, my head hurts. You know? So we have a pool out there. So I walk out of our room to the pool. I'm like that. Getting in that pool would feel really good. This morning Right. Did you drown and die? No, So I'm still here. I'm, still here. so, I'm walk into the pool, you know, and I'm, I, I'm thinking, I always feel so good. And then it hits me. I've got my fricking cell phone in my. pocket. So I have, I have walked into the pool and I'm like, mother, you know, I want that. And then worse than that, my cousins who got There that night, were staying above us in this house, so one of Glenda Sissy's her name, she saw me. She said, I'm dying laughing. She said, I saw you get your phone outta your barking and like yelling and cussing and Just like, you know. whatever. That was the worst thing I've ever, ever had. That's pretty bad ever. Like, I don't even remember for. about 24 hours. I've had some pretty bad hangovers. I think it's weird that the older I get, the fewer hangovers I get. Is that a thing? I feel like that's maybe a thing Do you all worst. the worst hangovers you have, the older you get. no, no, no. When I get older, I feel like I have fewer, no, I got, I got more. I got more motherfucker. I you just, did you not hear the Europe episode, if I drink six beers anytime, any place I'm hung over. the next Really? I remember being young and I had a bad, hangover when I was 21 And I remember like hugging a toilet, falling asleep, literally in the bathroom next to the toilet. But like the worst hangover that I actually can recall is I was working at a restaurant, I don't remember which restaurant it was a long time ago. And I was, I, I I was probably, I'm going to, let's say for the sake of argument, I was 21. or older. Yeah, And, uh, a day. it was Halloween. And. I went out and Were sexy bartender? Was that, was that, was that your costume? Yeah, I got a little mini skirt. I was angry sexy server. he's got a mini skirt. A little. Sexy nurse. Uh, I can't remember what I was dressed up as, but it was like a very like low effort costume. But like some girl that I worked with, like we were hanging out and I got so smashed that night that she was like, let's go back to my place. And I'm like, cool, that sounds like fun. And I went. Home with her and I was like, out like a And then the next day she wakes up and like tiny studio apartment. She was like, I gotta go to work. And I was like, eh. And I woke up enough just to like make grunting noises, You know I mean? She goes to work, she comes back. I was still asleep. It's two o'clock in the afternoon and I'm still asleep. And She's like, are you okay? I wake up just enough to know that I got a screwdriver being like plowed through my head and I make more granny noises I'm like, like, Ugh. She's like, okay, I'm gonna go to the grocery store. She goes to the grocery store, I barely know this chick. She leaves, comes back,

I wake up again, it's 7: 7:59

00 PM and like, oh my God, you've been in this. I've been in like this fugue state of like pain, like, a headache and like my stomach ache and everything. I was Like I can't Move. I slept for probably 18 hours. And I was like, if you move me, I'm gonna puke on you and then I'm gonna fight you. Like that's, that was like the kind of hangover, with you. it was like the worst of my entire life. So let me ask you this. Do you have a hangover cure? Sure. Yeah. Do? you have a hangover cure? Jordan? Uh, Yeah, I guess I you really though, you don't sound. convincing. No, I don't, I just deal with it. Do you think hangover cures are real or do you think it's just like a farce? Do you think it's like marketing or do you think you can cure a you know, you can, yeah. You can say like, well, if you drink water after you drink every drink. Uh, you're not gonna get as bad as a hangover. But Then I've also Tell me about that, Jordan. that, Jordan. but I, But I've also heard in the past like, it just like speed balls. Your, your buzz, like when you, when you when you, drink water in between your, drinks and then what, Wait, what? Oh, No, I it does but, but you, But you know, you know, for me, nothing better that morning after night drinking the nice hot shower. That's solid. A solid, yeah. That's, what I like to do. Nice hot shower. And then uh. Uh, good. a good, a Good, breakfast. Yeah. Gotta have good. Okay. okay, but what kind of breakfast? Are you eating like eggs and avocado? Are you eating like greasy bacon Jordan's a big avocado toast I'm just saying like, which direction of breakfast are we now we we don't do eggs and avocado in I'm, That's what I'm asking. No, no. If I'm, if I'm doing it, I'm doing it right. It's going, to doing it right. It's gonna be, uh, I mean, my favorite my favorite breakfast is probably, uh, at home cook up some Jake's country sausage, sausage, uh, some scrambled eggs. Cheese on a hamburger. bun. Alright, man. if you're hungover, who's making that for Uh, my girlfriends. Okay. yeah, that's. the question, right? Yeah, I'm not, so what's your hangover here? All right, so I I wrote this down. Yeah, This is great. So I've not had caffeine in two years, but dude, you say that, but I mean, well, I had some on quick. shots, Yeah. Okay. We won't cut caffeine. First off, I'm going to get some form of caffeine. So Coke zero, probably preferably, but. Could be coffee, whatever. Then I'm going Gatorade and Pia a lot. One of those two. and I'm gonna mix it with water, so I'm gonna get hydrated too. I'm going grease. Yes. I gotta have biscuits, gravy, maybe an omelet. And I want bacon over sausage for me, That's what I'm looking for. the the attention to detail. Oh yeah. No, I, I ain't, no, that's it. I'm good after That, oh, that, that's it. That's the whole thing. Okay. I I want some hash So the f the food is the, is the. have grease. I want my, like, biscuits and gravy. Swimming in grease, essentially. Yes. Yes. just like greasy gravy. the, the, the the key there too is too many fluids. You talked about water, would kick in the buzz. You can't have too many floods at once. You gotta like, pace that shit. So if you're drinking caffeine, have a mean in the morning? In the morning? In the morning, Correct. Have a little bit of pia, a lot, a little bit of water. But Don't overdo it. Don't drink. 32 ounce. 32 ounce water. Like pace it. Pace it. Pace it. Yeah. I. thought this out a lot. So, Yeah. so I have this thing where if, if I, whether it's a sneaky hangover or whatever, we usually make our coffee, what's a sneaky hangover? when you you've never had one. It it is where you're, you're Oh, it's like you feel okay, and then all of a then it gets worse and worse and worse. it's worse. Yeah. It's, it's, it's where you, the night before, you don't really think that you're drinking that much, right? You're just sort of like going, okay, but then you wake up the next morning and you're like, wait a minute. Over the course of the day, I didn't drink nearly enough water. Right. So I'm super dehydrated, so my head hurts. You know, like you go to pee and it's just like dust, it sounds like, you know? Right. Yeah. So like that's, that's what I call like a sneaky hanger, like it's snuck up on Okay. speaking of water though. how much Water, if you're drinking the night before, if you're At your peak drinking, how much water do you try to consume per drink? So here, here's my thing. In the. I got this. If I'm not, if, if I'm not drinking, just regular, Mm-hmm. No, no. If you're drinking. No. Well, well, I'm just gonna, I'm give you two caveats. Okay? I try to drink at least a gallon of water a day, just every single day, fair. I do too. Yeah. If I'm going to be drinking for whatever reason, it turns out I don't drink as much water that day, right? Because I'm replacing that with. Oh, I just mowed my yard and my neighbor's yard. There's water in vodka. right? I need three beers, or I did whatever, you know? So it's like, and beer, there's water water in bourbon. I, I didn't drink water when I would've drank. I drank four beers instead, you know, and then like, oh, what taste so good? I'm drinking another Yeah. So for those sneaky, of every day of my life, the morning, if I have a hangover and I'm like in a bad shape, my wife knows. I cannot drink hot coffee. I drink black coffee in the morning. I cannot drink coffee. I can't drink hot coffee. a soda? what's that soda? I want a soft drink. Yep. Um, or like an electrolyte or something like that. So I want like a Coke Zero. I want Zero. Yeah. Diet Dr. Pepper. Those are like my three go-tos, and so she'll know. She's like, Hey, do you want coffee? And I'm like, no. So she knows. Okay, so food wise. If I am going to, there's no Hardee's near our house. There's only like superior. breakfast You went I would agree. No, no. hold on. Hold on. Okay. Bacon egg cheese. I wanna see how you're gonna finish this. See Hardee's hard's dog. my dog. dog. Lokey. Knows. Lokey. Knows, knows. Hardy's makes the best biscuits. agree. totally. So sausage, egg, and cheese is my go-to. I know Jason's a bacon, egg and cheese. loki's, a Bacon, egg and Yeah. But so I would be like, Hey, I want two bacon, egg, and or sausage. Egg and cheese biscuits. But the closest Hardy's is 30 inch from we're 10 plus. Yeah. And so Michelle might have had some drinks with me and so she, maybe she doesn't want to go out and drive 30 minutes to Hardee's. Right. So I'm like, okay, well, like what's the next best option? There are no next best options at that time. Like I'm talking like nine 30 in the morning when I wake up, you know, or I'm getting going. So the next thing that I want is, um, a Bloody Mary. With some stuff in it, you know, like, everything steps. you mean alcohol or, you mean like, I want all the toppings, I I want, I want like cheese. Yeah, I want times. shrimp, maybe. yeah. All those things on it. Like to make it like, almost like a meal, you know? And we have a, a favorite place that we'll go to on Sundays here in l Winches. Yeah. We go to Winches all the time. Their bloody Marys are fantastic. Their, their brunch is fantastic. I might go Tomorrow. Yeah, I might too now. I'll see you there. I'll you there, We like, I'll be here for you that's not not an option. The next option is Sonic Double Cheeseburger. is my wife's go-to. my wife's super, super Okay. Okay. Sonic apparently That's the thing. Sonic Double cheeseburgers. My wife does the same thing, I, I, I don't think I've ever had one. I don't think I've ever like, It's like this big around. That's big dude. It's huge. What is it about a fricking Sonic like fresh. It's like made to order. Yeah. It's greasy. They, they make 'em fresh. I think the buns are great. with, I, we're gonna go with, I close enough. the buns. are great. I mean, they do a really good, they make a really good burger, but, and it's also three minutes from our house. Okay. Well that Obviously, but Sonic Double Cheeseburger is the, the number two. The number one is the Hardee's, uh, sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit. So I gotta have caffeine. Honestly, I love a good hot black coffee Happy. I fucking Love it. No, it like, honestly, if I, if I could have nothing else but one thing, that is the one thing I would have. Super hot, no add, no sugar, no cream or anything that like kick, you know. of just like, just being like charcoal, kicking your ass kicking your Yeah. It just like your attention. Like, I love that. But here's the problem. It's like kinda like. dumb ass wake up. Yes. it's that, but then it's like, I crave sugar and I feel like I'm having a blood sugar crash. Okay. probably are. are. And the, and what I really love is ginger beer. Specifically. You said A solid. like, there's something about ginger beer. It's want carbonation, I want carbonation, I want sugar. But the ginger beer, is like, so, um, it's acidic and it's like pungent. Well, Well, but ginger also settles your stomach. does. It does. but like Ginger Randall doesn't do it for me. give him that ginger, laur put it in the last, uh, episode. I ain't, I ain't, I, ain't putting him on that Jordan. I ain't putting him on that Don't, gimme a taste. And then tell me that it. extra after that. Yeah, But like a, yeah, like a ginger beer. It's, it's not alcoholic, but it's like sugar. It's carbonation And it's got that, that kick. Have you had like a, like a goslings ginger beer? before? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. it, it's just like so potent. It's got bite. It's got bite. to it. And I, love And I think I, I think regular. L eight. I know, uh, you like the love, like I do, a big fan of the, a nah, I think I, Like I said, it tastes like uh, old man's. clone. He'd flash on his neck, uh, But for hangover cure, that does not do it for me. like the, the number one thing that I always, that I swear by, and this is a really only thing in the past few years, is these fucking liquid IVs. yeah. I'll do that the night before. so much sodium in those. though. I, Well, but that's the whole idea is to replace all the electrolytes and there's sodium in it's lot of sodium though. It's actually not that much when you look at it, dude, I guarantee you. Look at like what you eat throughout a day. You're Eating a lot more sodium than we're, we're not talking about what I All. Right. all right, all right, all right. You say, my sausage and bacon, omelet is more than, Oh yeah. We're not talking about, it's sodium free alone. In the in the Jacks country my gravy. Is salt. free. Maybe until I add sauce, More Salt. in it. Yeah. make that with Mrs. Dash, don't they? Oh yeah. For sure. so. sodium free. but you know, I know, we're Talking about, go ahead. Oh. well I was gonna say I think we've. all probably done, uh. You know, wake up a little bit earlier than we normally would and Maybe pop a couple of Tylenol. or Advil, you know? Yeah, we have, but honestly, I don't anymore like, I don't either. No, I don't, I especially when I'm pregnant anyways. When I, like, if I have the, want no autism Yeah, yeah. If I remember, if I to to do like a liquid iv, the night before, and I'll do a ginger beer the next day, and then like a black coffee. I'm not thinking that listen, if, if I'm drinking shower. The hot shower is great. showers like you all haven't mentioned this, but like, if I take like a fucking shit and I get to like be on my phone for some reason, that helps me. out. Like, Yeah. Does, do you guys have, I got the answer, but I'm ready to hear you, do you guys have seats in your shower? Like a place, like I do. I do. in our shower. mean, I hope So like within the next five years I hope I have a seat in my well, like we, we have like you can fucking buy a lawn chair. put Drew has a tub, man, We, yeah, those walk-in. Yeah, we got one of those walk-ins, but like, we have like a tiled area, like it's a seat, you know, and I'll just sit in there and just like let the water sort of hit me and I'm like. If I vomit in here, great. Yeah, it just gonna it's going down the drain. Well, I didn't mind needed a garbage disposal down there. Let me, let than that, it's fine. Let me give you the best hangover here. Okay. This is from Anthony Bourdain. Oh, Okay. okay. Number one, aspirin. number two. Number two. Cold Coca-Cola. I get it. get that. The sugar, the carbonation, that's exactly what we're talking Three a. joint number. four, spicy SES WAN food. Okay. Yeah. Okay, I can see that. I can see that. I, I have, have, I do have some like an issue with that. yeah. I can do a little spicy, but there's something about too much spicy it actually makes me want to puke if I'm hungover. I've also saw that. uh, I'd agree with that. I'd agree with that. I've also saw that. Uh, it's been proven like over this past year that Sprite is the best cure for a hangover because it. Turns, uh, it kind of neutralizes this seed outta hide in your system that causes hangovers. it's like, it's like the L eight, like the ginger ale. Kind of same thing for me. It's like a neutral spirit that's like carbonated not alcohol. but still. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What's number four? Number Interesting. Number four. That was Oh, there's just I had. I mean, I was ready for a whole bunch more. I was excited Other hangover cures that. I've had though, I mean. Hair of the dog works well, right? So, Buddy Mary, I think, I think a dark room, like just keep the curtains shut. I, I love it. it. But, but here, but, but, but think, but think you need, like, what if you have to get up and be productive the next day? then you gotta, you you just gotta eat you gotta rebound. Right? So like, how, how do you rebound? That's true. I guess I'm thinking well, Let's go, to, let's go to England to figure out how to rebound. So when England. They're gonna do a full English. breakfast, bacon eggs, beans, beans, on sausage, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast. Yeah, it makes me wanna throw up right now. and I'm not hung over yet. So yeah, Uh, if you wanna, go on. How are they incorporating mushrooms into this, Like, like the bacon is, beans. Or Beans, Like, dude, they put beans on everything. No, I, I'm, I'm Here for beans. I'm not here for mushrooms. for I love mushrooms. But how are you putting that in breakfast? You're not. Next up, let's go to Puerto Rico. They're gonna rub lemons in your armpits before drinking. Wait before you drink, before you drink. before you drink, before you drink. Yep. Okay. So there's no rhyme or reason to, it, but it's, that's what they do. Okay. So, I would like to try that, Jordan. That's what you're We're, gonna do next. Another one is Haitian ritual. Uh, cork. Voodoo. So you're gonna stick 13, not anymore, not 12 or 14, but 13 black top pens. Gotta be black. Top in the cork of the wine you drink that night. You're gonna punish the bottle. is What you're going to do? Oh my. Yeah. Wait, so the cork is like the voodoo doll? Yes. Yes. And you're on Black top pens, though not, not silver top, whatever. Yeah. Wait a minute. what if you don't drink wine? wine? Oh, I've got, I've got more. Have You ever, you like the cap of a beer. Can you put, you could be Bourbon? You can get corks and bourbon I know. Are we gonna put it in like this, like bottle of Never say Die Bourbon, which is our sponsor. Yeah. These guys will not give you a hangover. Guaranteed. That is not clinically three or four bottles, but Yeah. Yeah. but uh, you should try them available at a liquor store near you. Never say die. Check'em out. That is a black pens. I'm actually concerned. for that. Uh, I mean, if they, if They believe that shit, that's, uh, say tomorrow. about this one? though? How about, how about you wanna take a prairie oyster? That is a raw egg. Yep. I've What's Sure Sure sauce, Sure. Sauce, hot sauce, salt and pepper. I would think it was go for nuts. Okay, so that's a, rough of thought that's what it is. I'm not gonna that's a rough No, I'm not gonna lie. What you just said actually sounds like something I would try I, I, actually, I dunno. I would try it too. You said raw egg. Worst assure. What else? Salt, pepper, sauce, hot salt and pepper. That actually sounds really good, good, I don't know. Except for, I don't know. egg part, but I mean, I mean it isn't would do it. the it it? It's a texture thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But also you're a good it so like you're not gonna like Hey let's do a hangover cure episode and let's like actually try all. this. Yeah. Yeah. So I got another, I got another good one pen one definitely. won't work. So, No, you, Hey. Don't knock until you tried it. hey Jason. We're staying here tonight and we're just going, we're gonna do all these in the Angie, go get this shit. Angie, Do you have any, black pens? here's, here's the one we're going for. We're Worcester, assure for the next one though. Here's what we're going do you are gonna do this and I'm not, but you all can. Okay, so Rabbit pout tea. Nope, Cowboys claim. Steeping rabbit poo pellets. so shit. In water and then drinking the tea Well, cure can't hang over. drew, you're gonna find out if that's on. Where did, where did you see that? Online On interwebs. but We're online? Was it On the dark web? that sounds, that sounds like a dark web. was a geo cities or whatever it is, like whatever it is, like They're offered me heroin and knives. Yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah. like flipping through. and Somebody put up like a, a postcard. With like that written on it. Jason, I'm gonna find a fucking Hardee's before I ever, ever do I've already called 'em up. They're gonna help you out. that, that sounds like a couple cowboys back in the day. like Yeah. If You drink rabbit shit too. Yeah. You're being That's like messing with a rookie. you know what I mean? Yeah. cowboy. that like joined the rinks. Yeah. If you're in Mongolia, you can have pickled sheep's eyeballs in tomato juice. There you go. Well, hey, tomato juice, they're on the right track there. Okay. That's like a. bloody Mary of death. If you were in ancient Rome, what do you think you'd have? Matt I know the answer. What's that Vomitorium. Okay. Vomitorium? what do you think? Probably sex and Mm. Maybe you're gonna have deep fried canary. What are they? Fry it in. I dunno. They showed a picture of a canary Getting dipped. in old. I know. Shit. I'll Look this up. It's like, yeah, you've heard of canary in the coal mine? Yeah. No man. This is like, how are you gonna survive the coal mine without canary in the deep fryer Oh my god. have in Italy for a hangover. cure? It's called a, piel. what do you think? A piel Is fucking piss in your asshole. it is a dried bull penis? is what you would That was Pretty close. Close. There you go, And then one of my personal favorites is in Hungary, it is sparrow droppings in brandy. Yeah. What is, What is up With people eating like shit, like literally eating and drinking. shit to like, get better. Clear your cachet on your fucking Google shots. Okay. Just like clear. All algorithm on all social media platforms is absolutely screwed. screwed. Well, I imagine it's like, uh, correct. Are you drinking bird shit? in your brandy? Yeah. Oh Yeah. I'm hungover, I feel so good. I feel so Good. Are you, are you? No, the question is, are you not drinking bird shit? in your bourbon? Like I, you why are you not? So So Jordan, I noticed that Matt and Jason have drank all of their drink and you, you, you've backed away it actually. I was, I was wanting to say this earlier. This actually, makes me upset drinking this. I, I don't know. I don't know what's in that there. is something. that just makes me, you think it's gonna give you a hangover? Well, It just, it just has a, flavor that I don't like. Well, Jordan, there, coconut water. Okay. All right. that's a cocktail. There's coconut water is very replenishing. There's light, pineapple Hey, Those are two bangers right? off the. And there's this. you put, oh shit. in there. shit. Oh, What's the proof on That one? 40? Is that all you put in it? Yep. Those are those three 26, butter of that rum is like, it just it reminded me of, of, younger years. that I just snot get you up. Get you up. You hit that. Well, friend, you hit that very well. Cute. I'm not saying this is the best cocktail I've ever. had, but I did not think it was like over proof. Oh man. man. I would agree with that. You smell like that, but you tasted this before. Nobody else here has tasted this before. I can smell the, like, the right banana in it. Anyway, it's like that buttery kind of thing. I just hate it. I, I just, there's something about it I don't like. So we are going to have hangovers tomorrow and we need to reconvene and come up with, uh, the international cure that works best. You're gonna do the bull penis, You're any any other, rabbit turds, any other, turd, any fried canary, over there. damnit. cures? Y'all heard? got one. You got one? What is So when I used to have work in Vegas, I would wake up in the mornings at, at a casino, walk downstairs, get a coffee, get a bagel, whatever. There be people, people sitting there with IVs, they'd be getting IVs. that's, that's a great, that's a game changer. That's hardcore. is hard. It's hardcore. It's a little Scary. But that works. It's not even scary. So in my no it is. You might get a little I would I would, do it Well, no, You assume they're like registered nurses. like they don't, what to do it. you would assume you would assume that In my mind it's like, um, it's a pride thing. Like I feel like if I'm going to get a hangover, which I earned, yeah. I can defeat this hangover. Does that make sense? sass. Yeah, exactly. It's like, I'm going to, I'm gonna drink a bloody Mary, or I'm gonna take a shower, or I'm gonna take a fat It's like a, it's like a, really neat, yeah, I'm gonna fucking drink a soda and I'm gonna feel better and I'm gonna do it. on My own. I feel like it's cheating if you get somebody to put an IV It's like a Roy D. Mercer. How big a boy are you? I'm with your ass. You know what I'm saying? I mean, Am I wrong though? No, you're not wrong. No, I'm not saying I wouldn't do one, but like Right. If you're going make me appointment two, but I, right? Yeah, yeah. don't wanna go. I don't wanna we won't tell But if you're going, I'll go with you. So in a couple weeks in Knoxville, I need to go. I should just go ahead and plan those out. Just go, I mean, just go ahead for science. I've already Googled mobile, mobile IV units in Knoxville. Yeah. Yeah. Where you're like, ah. sign me up. And also closest Hardee's or Sonic? I must do both. A Hardy's Sonic Double Stack. Shoney's Breakfast. buffet. Shoney's don't even, those aren't even can find a Shoney's, I'll go there with In Tennessee. I think there's a few. Yeah. Yeah. we Are we good good guys? that was pretty cool. If you didn't like it, then like just you've never drank enough to have a hangover. You're not cool for more arson of culture, you can check us out on all. the socials we are at@ arsenicculture. 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